Eats, Shoots & Leaves

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, and then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
“Why?” asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“I’m a panda,” he says, at the door. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
“PANDA. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

This is the premise of a new book by Lynne Truss, a UK writer and journalist. She just published a book called Eats, Shoots & Leaves. It looks pretty interesting. I’m sure I could use it!

Thanks to Tony for the link.

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