Giving Thanks (satire)

I’ve been a fan of a website called The Holy Observer for a while. It’s Christian satire.

Today they published this article (bring your sense of humor)…

Local Man Gives Thanks in Most Circumstances
Sunday School Teacher Fails to Give Thanks for Stubbed Toe, Canadian Change

CHARLOTTE, NC ? Darryl Gowin had high hopes for his Thanksgiving Sunday school lesson this year. But Gowin, who teaches 3rd grade Sunday school at Charlotte Church of the Nazarene, had his hopes dashed by a stubbed toe and an overlooked Canadian quarter.

“I’ve always had a real hard time with 1 Thessalonians 5:18,” Gowan told THO. “I told myself I wouldn’t teach that lesson to my 3rd graders until I could go a whole year, giving thanks in all circumstances. That was 15 years ago.”

Gowin says he almost reached his goal this year, until October 3rd at around 3 AM.

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