I understand this is news, but I just have to laugh at it:
From: BREAKING NEWS [mailto:email@example.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 2:10 PM
To: BREAKINGNEWS Subscribers
Subject: FNC Alert
BLACK SMOKE POURS FROM SISTINE CHAPEL CHIMNEY, INDICATING CARDINALS HAVE NOT ELECTED POPE
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So the breaking news is there’s no Pope yet.