I never pay much attention to the airline instructions before takeoff. You know the stuff: here’s how you buckle and unbuckle your seatbelt, if you find yourself sinking in water use the seat cushion to float, and how to use oxygen masks in case cabin pressure is breeched.
You know, all the stuff you either already know or know you’ll never use.
Unless you are Jeremy Hermanns and flying Alaska Flight #536.
Zikes!
