TVSquad is one of my favorite blogs. They listed Five Reasons to not turn off TV during ‘TV Turnoff Week’ and I just had to laugh at the last one:
And, finally, one of the most important reasons to watch TV:
You’ll miss an episode of Lost: Trying to keep up with an episode of this show is like trying to keep up with a Dennis Miller monologue. There are so many plot threads going on at once that you really need to watch every single episode to have an idea what’s happening. If you turn off your TV and miss just one episode, you will lose the entire continuity of the series, which will most likely cause you to lose sleep and stop eating. Then, you’ll be in the hospital, which will cause you to lose your job. Your wife will divorce you and move in with the air conditioner repairman, your children will get arrested for using BitTorrent to download episodes of Lazytown, and, yadda yadda yadda, you’ll be beating people over the head with clubs so you can grab the dead carcass of a brontosaurus.
Well, it started off funny.