You want to know how to freak a guy out? Have him come home, turn on the radio, and the first thing he hears coming out of the radio is, “…you’ll never have a problem shopping for a bra again!”
The woman’s voice continues, “…I know when it’s time for me to buy a bra, I put it off to the last minute. I mean, I want to find one that is pretty AND comfortable and I just hate to…”
Make it stop!