psa: what gas stations won’t tell you

by rob on July 12, 2006

1. “Good luck finding the best deal.”
2. “I hate high gas prices too.”
3. “My gas isn’t better for your car; it’s just more expensive.”
4. “If you’re smart, you’ll put that debit card away…”
5. “…and don’t even consider applying for our gas card.”
6. “Looking for the cheapest gas in town? Try the Internet.”
7. “It’s a gallon when I say it’s a gallon.”
8. “I might gouge you on a soda, but my coffee’s a bargain.”
9. “If you’re having car trouble, you’re in the wrong place.”
10. “You don’t even need gas to run your car.”

The full article is worth the read.

[tags]gas, gasoline, gas station[/tags]

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