watching tv can save your life
An 11-foot gator attacked Corey Workman over the weekend.
Cory is still alive because he watches the Discovery Channel.
The gator reportedly hasn’t watched the Discovery Channel and now he’s the one who is dead.
[tags]gator attack, gator, discovery channel[/tags]
Good to know… I prefer to stay at the Holiday Inn Express.
Comment by Sheldon Kotyk — July 25, 2006 @ 1:22 am
Imagine how smart you’d be if you watched the Discovery Channel while staying at a Holiday Inn Express!
Comment by rob — July 25, 2006 @ 8:12 am
Last night I was picking up a new game for the boys - I almost got one where you stick your finger in an alligator’s mouth and wiggle his teeth. Maybe thats teaching the wrong skills?
Comment by Matt — July 25, 2006 @ 10:12 am
Get them Hungry, Hungry Hippos instead. That way if they are ever near an African river and see hippos, they will feel comfortable throwing giant moth balls at them.
Comment by rob — July 25, 2006 @ 10:52 am