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NRO Operator: Dangit! I thought I saw Osama. Somebody get me NASA on line 1 and the President on line 2!
Off we go, into the wild black yonder, climbing high to the stars.
Our pilot has passed out, someone call 911!
TRANS-FORM-ERS! Robots in disguise.
Astronaut 1: “Hey guys, here’s a funny one…. When is a door not a door??? When it’s a jar!!”
Astronaut 2: I love that one. You’re so funny.
I really thought the extra wings would create more drag, but look where we are now!
See? I told you we wouldn’t feel a draft. You owe me a Tang.
Astronaut 1: I feel sick.
Astronaut 2: Just don’t look down.
Astronaut 1: Hey — did any of you see that movie with Tom Hanks where he was in space and his capsule started doing funny stuff? What was that line he used?
Astronauts 2 and 3 — in unison: Houston — we have a problem!
Astronaut 1 to Astronaut 2
Im not asking you to wax it – just rinse it off!
Don’t forget to squeegie the windshield this time.