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rob | whatever | Thursday, July 27th, 2006

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NRO Operator: Dangit! I thought I saw Osama. Somebody get me NASA on line 1 and the President on line 2!

Comment by rob — July 27, 2006 @ 9:13 am
Off we go, into the wild black yonder, climbing high to the stars.

Comment by Jack — July 27, 2006 @ 12:16 pm
Our pilot has passed out, someone call 911!

Comment by Gabe — July 27, 2006 @ 4:27 pm
TRANS-FORM-ERS! Robots in disguise.

Comment by Catbird — July 27, 2006 @ 6:17 pm
Astronaut 1: “Hey guys, here’s a funny one…. When is a door not a door??? When it’s a jar!!”

Astronaut 2: I love that one. You’re so funny.

Comment by Sheldon Kotyk — July 27, 2006 @ 7:07 pm
I really thought the extra wings would create more drag, but look where we are now!

Comment by rob — July 27, 2006 @ 11:07 pm
See? I told you we wouldn’t feel a draft. You owe me a Tang.

Comment by rob — July 27, 2006 @ 11:09 pm
Astronaut 1: I feel sick.
Astronaut 2: Just don’t look down.

Comment by Catbird — July 28, 2006 @ 7:06 am
Astronaut 1: Hey — did any of you see that movie with Tom Hanks where he was in space and his capsule started doing funny stuff? What was that line he used?

Astronauts 2 and 3 — in unison: Houston — we have a problem!

Comment by Bill — July 28, 2006 @ 7:45 am
Astronaut 1 to Astronaut 2

Im not asking you to wax it - just rinse it off!

Don’t forget to squeegie the windshield this time.

Comment by Matt — July 28, 2006 @ 10:11 am