• Let me paint you an alternative picture…
    “After being held captive in a vegetable field, born without legs, forced to sit and watch helplessly as life came and went without it, the lonely pumpkin was rescued by Brent, who took it to a gathering of true happiness and comraderie, who carved a happy face in it to show the world that it need not be sad. Brent, the pumpkin liberator!!!!”

  • okay, that’s a little sick in the head/weird.