Veritas Airways: Too Much Truth

This is way too funny! It’s a part of the in-plane welcome message from the fictions Veritas Airways: the airline that tells the truth too much:

GOOD morning, ladies and gentlemen. We are delighted to welcome you aboard Veritas Airways, the airline that tells it like it is…In the event of a landing on water, an unprecedented miracle will have occurred, because in the history of aviation the number of wide-bodied aircraft that have made successful landings on water is zero. This aircraft is equipped with inflatable slides that detach to form life rafts, not that it makes any difference…Please switch off all mobile phones…On most flights a few mobile phones are left on by mistake, so if they were really dangerous we would not allow them on board at all…

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