Need more sleep at work?

Mostly you have four options:

  • Short-sighted method
  • Philosopher method
  • Lifter method
  • Searcher method

Personally I don’t condone any of these methods of catching some shuteye on the man’s watch. I follow these:

  • Stay awake at work.
  • Stay in school.
  • Don’t do drugs.
  • Never pet an iguana.
  • Stop, drop, and roll.

Those are pretty much the rules I live by. They’ve worked so far.

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