to catch a cougar

I’ve never seen a live cougar (aka mountain lion) before but apparently one has been around the area we’re staying in at the Snow Mountain Ranch. We know because there are signs all around telling us about the cougar.

I figured out a way to catch him. There’s a tennis court a with 10-feet tall fence around it. So I figured I’d get a whole rotisserie chicken and put it in the middle of the court at night. Leave one gate open so he’d go in. Then close the gate and we’ve caught a cougar.

Then we realized that wasn’t a good plan. Not because it’s dangerous, but we don’t know if a cougar prefers lemon pepper rotisserie chicken or cajun flavor.

So we didn’t try to catch a cougar.

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