Failure in the Bedroom

Rule Number One: Sleep Tight
Rule Number Two: Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

However, I think Rule Number One should be to sleep relaxed. Although it wouldn’t rhyme, you’d sleep better.

Either way, you just can’t fail at Rule Number Two.

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  • Gloria Chen

    The “Sleep Tight” saying comes from how the bed were constructed back in the pioneering days. When one turns in for the night, one would tighten up the cloth slats underneath the mattress support. Thus the history in the phrase “Sleep Tight”