My Name’s Cake

Dear Mom and Dad,

Thank you for my name.  I don’t tell you often but I do appreciate it.  Mostly because the name you gave me will not keep me from eating cake.

Heath & Deborah Campbell named their kids Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.  And would you believe that little Adolf almost couldn’t get a birthday cake with his name on it?

I can’t imagine not eating cake.

Thanks for the name and the everlasting opportunity to have a cake with my name on it.

Rob Williams

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  • dad

    You are quite welcome. I’ve always been partial to your name, myself.