Dear Mom and Dad,
Thank you for my name. I don’t tell you often but I do appreciate it. Mostly because the name you gave me will not keep me from eating cake.
Heath & Deborah Campbell named their kids Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. And would you believe that little Adolf almost couldn’t get a birthday cake with his name on it?
I can’t imagine not eating cake.
Thanks for the name and the everlasting opportunity to have a cake with my name on it.